In Her Own Words

"Zoey, Zoey, Zoey -- always about Zoey!!! She is perfect, she is pretty, she is good and comes when she is called -- why don't we just call her Christine?!

Well, this is about me -- Sydney.


I do not really have freckles -- I just had a wet nose from my job as Assistant to the Dishwasher. The Dishwasher is not a person -- it is a machine -- and I help by licking all the plates and etc. and it made my nose wet so it looks like I have freckles -- but I don't.

Anyway, back to Zoey, Zoey, Zoey -- she is not the only one who can do agility!!!!! Look at me coming out of the tunnel:


And in a race, I kick Zoey's butt every time -- I am fast!!!!


And does Zoey, Zoey, Zoey have a BFF named Chippy?! I think not...


Chippy invited me over for peanuts but I could not quite get there...


And who cares about that stupid red ball -- I retrieve dumbbells (that I secretly call Zoey)...


And I know this is a little blurry but only because I am so fast -- you can call me Air Sydney...


So There -- Zoey can bite me!!!!!

Love from Sydney"

Chippy says, "what a nut!"


Sigh -- girls....